Withering Humor

slowweaves:

xn—1rw:

vaganja:

atira-patrice:

thahalfrican:

postracialcomments:

The bodies of two Tampa teenagers were discovered Thursday morning on a roadside in Duval County.
Angelia Mangum, 19, and Tjhisha Ball, 18, were found about 1 a.m., according to law enforcement. A witness told Jacksonville news station WJAX the teenagers were bound with zip ties and lying on top of one another.
"Two witnesses were driving by and they saw bodies and they called 911," Sgt. T.K. Waters told news station WJXT.
Officers were dispatched to Sisson Drive, near the intersection of Main Street North and Clark Road.
Investigators suspect foul play and are trying to determine the causes of death.
"They were in an area where they would have been noticed, so I think it was fairly recently since they’d been left there,” Waters also told WJXT.
A medical examiner has taken the bodies to determine the cause of death.
"I just don’t understand what happened," Ball’s sister, Crystal Moore, said.
According to Moore, both women had been living in the Jacksonville area off and on for approximately a year and a half.
"I feel like sometimes that I failed," Ball’s mother, Jerlean Moore, said. "What could I have done? What could I have taught her better? It hurts…it really hurts."
It’s a pain that’s only worsened by the fact that no one has been caught.

:(

jesus..

let’s care just as much about black girls being murdered as we do about black boys. signal boost.

i want everybody to pay attention to the fact that news article includes their criminal history. “Mangum had two outstanding warrants on charges of burglary of an unoccupied conveyance, according to law enforcement. Ball was arrested in April for having no valid driver’s license.”

i want everybody to really take note of that. real close attention.

(via magmarr)

lady-shortman:

fangirltothefullest:

senashenta:

avannak:

nefertsukia:

lucilequiquempois:

ukinea:

i’m so sorry

Bonus :

excuse me but hOW IS THAT A BONUS

#dead!Hiccup AU is in comic-form now.  Odin help us all.

GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW.

Toothless’ face when he realized what he’d done just about killed me. :<

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I…. I couldn’t resist? I’m not sorry.

I am not crying I am not crying I am not crying I am not crying…. I AM FUCKING CRYING

(via shortylego)

avannak:

tux1993:

jaksandrow:

avannak:

Something I favourited on Deviantart and forgot about. Let me know what you think if you have the time.

OMFG

I GREW UP ON CALVIN AND HOBBES THIS HIT ME RIGHT HERE OH MY THOR URRGHH I NEED MORE WHO DID THIS

Source

Thank you!  And in the future if people want to submit pictures to me I would appreciate a source attached. All I had to go on was the Martha in the corner.

elvendcrk:

elvendcrk:

when snape realizes he’s dying he doesn’t care, in fact he’s happy because he knows in just a moment he’ll see lily again

but to his great dismay he’s greeted instead by none other than james potter

who promptly envelopes him in an awkward but genuine hug and says with a hoarse voice, “thank you for taking care of my son”

#and then lily shouts from off in the distance   #’BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TREAT HIM LIKE SHIT YOU PIECE OF TRASH’

(via magmarr)

mechinaries:


what if cap met supes

meanwhile, somewhere else:
batman: you can not imagine the tragedy which has shaped me
bucky: OH YOU WANNA PLAY THIS GAME

mechinaries:

what if cap met supes

meanwhile, somewhere else:

batman: you can not imagine the tragedy which has shaped me

bucky: OH YOU WANNA PLAY THIS GAME

(via pinupsatan)

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

(via pinupsatan)

c0l0rsandcar0usels:

prochoicebecausefuckoff:

fandomsandfeminism:

nireblue:

fandomsandfeminism:

The difference between bisexuality and pansexuality: a powerpoint guide. 

(updated) 

… but….why put the my little ponies in there…….

1. Because they match the color scheme of the pride flags 

2. I like ponies. 

3. It reenforces the light and cheerful tone of the overall powerpoint. 

This is probably one of the best and least offensive/erasing guides out there and people are complaining about the ponies.

Fucksake. 

This is important

(via pinupsatan)

sadgirl1017:

who u think u is

(via kittymeow321)

doritello:

”We’re gonna have to break in”

(via tedizleader)

thesonicscrew:

jackhawksmoor:

slytherliz:

lixxieb:

doc-knock:

londonprophecy:

qweety:

just this guy’s laugh

OMFG

holy shit i’m crying ngl

That should not have been as funny as it was!

OH MY WORD

GRAB THE TARP GRAB IT

"they have angered the machine!!"

I’m genuinely in pain from laughing

(via jigokuhana)

avannak:


"What game are you playing?"

Colored Erette instead of doing everything else I could be doing.  No regrets.

avannak:

"What game are you playing?"

Colored Erette instead of doing everything else I could be doing.  No regrets.