Withering Humor

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

(Source: lttlgrmln, via nowyouseeariana)

charlesoberonn:

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sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

charlesoberonn:

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

(via itsstuckyinmyhead)

mila-kun:

Art is hard and you never cease to learn something new everyday. There is no artist that hasnt encountered a wall, dont turn around, climb it. Believe you can.

(via risethestorm)

smaugen:

smaugen:

recommend good vampire movies

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(via supernatural-frog)

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

(via clock-struck-twelve-bitch)

cannedmackerel:

lisquid:

meeghanory:

art students before a final is due

Oh my god

They’re doomed if that’s their idea of a circle

cannedmackerel:

lisquid:

meeghanory:

art students before a final is due

Oh my god

They’re doomed if that’s their idea of a circle

(via shortylego)

phan-you-not:

condescetier:

hungrylikethewolfie:

marielikestodraw:

gaave:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Whoah science.
Neato.
Supercool.



Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.

it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy

woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D

Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing!  EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

They cant fix the economy

THE FUTURE IS NOW

phan-you-not:

condescetier:

hungrylikethewolfie:

marielikestodraw:

gaave:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Supercool.

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Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.

it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy

woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D

Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing!  EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

They cant fix the economy

THE FUTURE IS NOW

(via shortylego)

gokuma:

dobe-qj:

ask-dr-knockout:

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

WOULD SOMONE PLEASE MAKE THE HAMER GUY BREAKDOWN!!!! AND THE TOP GUY KNOCKOUT AND THE BOTTOM GUY STARSCREAM!!! I NEED TO LAUGH FOR A MILLION YEARS!!!



this fandom is magical

gokuma:

dobe-qj:

ask-dr-knockout:

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

WOULD SOMONE PLEASE MAKE THE HAMER GUY BREAKDOWN!!!! AND THE TOP GUY KNOCKOUT AND THE BOTTOM GUY STARSCREAM!!! I NEED TO LAUGH FOR A MILLION YEARS!!!

this fandom is magical

(via raven-of-moraea)

naraku5:

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

ya’ll are monsters

sorry i don’t speak southern

(via shortylego)

hopelessmodelx:

thebootydiaries:

drfreeze01:

thebootydiaries:

pls stop reblogging
this is not how I want to be remembered

that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient

Lmfao love her 😭

(via universepepperland)

ithotyouknew:

birdgirlriri:

darvinasafo:

These are modern day lynchings

http://thefreethoughtproject.com/louisiana-police-officer-shoots-kills-14-year-old-honor-roll-student/

THAT WAS SOMEBODY’S FUCKING BABY. I’M ACTUALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW, THEY WERE PLAYING IN AN ABANDONED HOUSE BEING FUCKING KIDS AND NOW THIS LITTLE BOY IS DEAD.

(via sharkluvr123)

PLEASE SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE

whyprofessorwhy:

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Shit happened to Ferguson is happening in Hong Kong right now!

Students were just protesting peacefully for genuine democracy around Admiralty and Central, yet the police forced used pepper spray, tear gas and violence to disperse the crowd. According to the protesters, the police even raided a first aid booth with pepper spray.

Sign the White House Petition

Join Overseas Events

(via universepepperland)

(Source: vinebox, via whokeepsthedog)

For a children’s show, Adventure Time is full of adult fears

tumblrisweird:

Being unable to care for your child

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Being overpowered by your child

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Being manipulated into an abusive relationship

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Being attacked by your spouse

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Depression and attempted suicide

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Threat of miscarriage

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Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s

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Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse

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(via sharkluvr123)

sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

(Source: skankplissken, via tedizleader)