Withering Humor

alask-uhh:

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

dyingggg

alask-uhh:

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

dyingggg

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arise-chicken:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

OKAY OKAY OKAY so you know how certain men are SCARED of testicular cancer checks??? Having a stranger grab their balls? They could do this instead!!!

arise-chicken:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

OKAY OKAY OKAY so you know how certain men are SCARED of testicular cancer checks??? Having a stranger grab their balls? They could do this instead!!!

(Source: srsfunny, via andrysb24)

queen-of-sunspear:

This will blow your mind

(via tedizleader)

WHO RULES THE SEA NOW!?

tylersvathings:

1 blah blah lava

2 yes yes quiiiiiiite

3 DO YOU??

4 uhhhh

5 DO IT DIEPOD

6 DIEPOD FUCKS THAT FISH

FUCK ME?! NAW FUCK THAT FISH! YOU’LL BE THE BITCH OF THE SEA WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU!

Art by Beanseller 

Team Magma Leader and extras - Me

Team Aqua Leader / New Ruler of the Sea - Diepod

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80,762 plays

bogleech:

hospitalvespers:

look GOOOooooodd

look BAAaaaaad

look BAAAAHHHHHWWWWGAWWGGHHHBVVVVVVTBVVVVVVT

VVVVVVVVVVVVT VVVVVVVTTTTTTT

that was our jam

(via congalineofdurin)

scifigrl47:

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

It’s the end that kills me. “Give me- NO.” “WHAT I AM DOING MY JOB.”

scifigrl47:

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

It’s the end that kills me. “Give me- NO.” “WHAT I AM DOING MY JOB.”

(Source: quevidamastriste, via sharkluvr123)

shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”

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courfeyclause:

wings-for-castiel:

headmeetsdesk:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

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so i got one and wrote this on top:

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and left it on a table in the studio

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less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

I love you

you do realize this is how the trojan war started right

this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts

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feelmynarry:





THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH


This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry


Forever reblog

feelmynarry:


THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

Forever reblog

(Source: sinistersaz, via tedizleader)

sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

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(via welcome-back-pond)

novocainelipstick:

gameraboy:

"I seek the crocodile"  Peter Pan (1924)

The crocodile looks like it’s laughing so hard 

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Dream show

postmodernismruinedme:

shitgordonramsaysays:

middle1:

Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them

I have a deep need for this.

The thing is, he would probably do this.

(via congalineofdurin)

lumoise:

lumoise:

One thousand notes. 1000 people saw this video and said “this is some quality video clip,.” 1 thousand bloggers.

this video is 1 second long. in one minute i could watch it 60 times. in 2 i could watch it 120. in an hour i could watch it 3,600 times. in a year i could watch it 31,536,00. in a decade - if i spend the next 10 years of my life watching this video - i could watch it 315532800 times. this is incredible. this video is my past present and future

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evra-tf2:

megaultraladybug:

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yeah cause i wanted my feelings to get fucked :c
nice <3!

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