Withering Humor

leaaare:

littlelostcat:

cumstyls:

pervyplaty:

malkatz:

anonymousfragger:

vosje:

pEOPle WHO CAN WRITE

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PEOPLE whO CAN dRAW

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PEoPLE WHo CAN wriTE AND DRaW

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PEOPLE WHO CAN

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PEOPLE WHO CAN CAN

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CANS THAT CAN CAN

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And then there’s me:

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This last.gif. I´m in love.

(via nowyouseeariana)

News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence

News in America: cannibal eats man's face

Britain: wat.

News in America: man throws his own intestines at police

News in Canada: body parts mailed to government

News in America: Women kills and eats 3 week old son

Britain: erm

News in Britain: our butterfly population is still declining

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

(via risethestorm)

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

(via tedizleader)

dances-withhipsters:

resubee:

Thor the passive aggressive roommate.

IF THOU CANNOT FLUSH AFTER USING THE TOILET, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO USE IT AT ALL.

(via universepepperland)

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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(via universepepperland)

brownnipplebraggadocio:

kamabr:

sometimes he wants to sing but he’s really tired and this happens

Current feelings.

(via universepepperland)

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via sharkluvr123)

nonomella:

I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions.

(via nowyouseeariana)

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass

(via universepepperland)

kaykonut:

dollycoquetry:

Okay I’m done reblogging non-cute, non-me stuff for the time being, but this was hilarious.

THIS DUDE TAKES PICTURES OF PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION, POSTS IT ON THE INTERNET, MAKES FUN OF THE PERSON FOR THE WAY THEY DRESS, THEN CALLS THAT PERSON AN ASSHOLE AND WONDERS WHY HE AINT GOT A GIRL??????????

kaykonut:

dollycoquetry:

Okay I’m done reblogging non-cute, non-me stuff for the time being, but this was hilarious.

THIS DUDE TAKES PICTURES OF PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION, POSTS IT ON THE INTERNET, MAKES FUN OF THE PERSON FOR THE WAY THEY DRESS, THEN CALLS THAT PERSON AN ASSHOLE AND WONDERS WHY HE AINT GOT A GIRL??????????

(Source: sergeantd, via universepepperland)

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via sharkluvr123)

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

(via sharkluvr123)